Old school file transfer.
Ok y’all…I just realized what I really need out of this life. I need Skye and Alec Hardison to meet and bond and become hacking buddies.
My sister and I just had a LONG discussion the other night about how Melinda May absolutely knows Eliot. And I just want to see Coulson’s face when he meets Parker.
Oh my God, they absolutely, totally do, don’t they? I mean, if anyone’s going to be involved in a mysterious event in Damascus that involves someone getting killed by a nerf sword it would definitely be Melinda May.
Coulson and Parker would be amazing. It would be half Coulson trying to dad her while repressing his ‘wtf’ faces, and half Parker sniffing him and taking his stuff.
Or possibly a semi-legendary duel in Rio involving antique pistols and a boomerang. :)
Not to mention the trio AND the cellist are all in Portland.
Coulson trying to dad Parker would probably be 1000% more successful than Nate. At least he has vast experience dealing with socially-abnormal, extraordinarily talented people. (plus, even odds Coulson investigated her for The List back in the day, and ended up like, “Nope, she’s just an all-natural badass. Darn.” Then tried to recruit her anyway. She liked him, so she just stole his pen. And maybe a nifty spy gadget or two. “What? It was shiny!”)
I totally hadn’t put the Portland connection together. I bet you anything that Melinda May called in an unspecified favor and Eliot’s now partially in charge of keeping an eye on Audrey.